Will the real Santa please stand up!

There are two Santa's; the one in the bible (Jesus), and the one of the world. The world's Santa has become a scary proposition. This Santa isn't giving away anything for free; expect no free gifts from the Santa of this world. This Santa only responds to M.O.N.E.Y. The Santa that I have come to know and love is a Gift within himself; this gift is free, and its the gift that keeps on giving. Choose wisely which Santa you will allow to enter your home over the holidays; one will shower you with His blessings, and the other one will pick your pockets!